He may have been the King of Pop and a popular lyricist, but entertainer Michael Jackson was no Shakespeare in everyday speech.
In trial evidence yesterday, the prosecution against physician Conrad Murray played an audio tape of a drug-dazed Michael Jackson slurring a double negative, a grammatical faux pas.
If you can make sense of the mumbling without a transcription, you may hear Jackson saying slowly, “When people leave this show, when people leave my show, I want them to say, ‘I’ve never seen nothing like this in my life. Go. Go. I’ve never seen nothing like this. Go. It’s amazing.’”
Murray, who is on trial for involuntary manslaughter of the wildly popular singer, saw the tape used as prosecution evidence against him. Prosecutors claimed that Murray, as Jackson’s personal doctor, knew about Jackson’s drug problem and abetted the abuse.
Meanwhile Pretty Road Press is using the voice mail recording as evidence of Jackson’s infraction against Standard English. By employing a double negative – “I’ve never seen nothing like this in my life” – Jackson communicated the opposite of his intended meaning, as in, “Yes, I have seen something like this before.”
He should have said, “I have never seen anything like this in my life” or “I have seen nothing like this in my life.”
Inexperienced writers, amateurs writing memoirs, and Facebook status scribes make this mistake often. They would do well to remember that two negatives used together make a positive – almost like a mathematical equation.
Perhaps Jackson never saw a rerun of the 1960 television episode of Leave It to Beaver, wherein script writers cleverly inserted a grammar lesson on double negatives. House mom June Cleaver asks her elder son, “Wally, I wonder if you’d mind going to the supermarket for me?”
“Well, I guess I could. I’m not hardly doing anything,” Wally says.
Being the paragon of housekeeping and child rearing, June retorts, “Wally, you never use not and hardly together. Either you’re not doing anything, or you’re hardly doing anything.”
Then Wally admits, “Oh. I wasn’t sure, so I stuck ’em both in.”
The truth is that Wally and Michael Jackson are in good company. The playwright William Shakespeare is guilty of abutting two negatives in his sentences. However, in Shakespeare’s era contemporary English considered the double negative as an emphatic. So in his dialogue for the Messaline castaway known as Viola in the Twelfth Night, Shakespeare boldly wrote, “Nor never none Shall mistress of it be, save I alone.”
That was around 1600. Today emphatic opposition to the double negative is espoused by all English language inspectors general, from H.L. Mencken in 1921 to the Grammar Girl as recent as 2009.
Some words considered “negative” disguise themselves, like the word hardly that confused Wally Cleaver. Similar chameleons include scarcely and barely, while the obvious negative words shout out their pessimism: not, none, nothing, nowhere, neither, nobody, and no one.
The word ain’t forms the foundation for some of the most infamous double negative constructions. Almost always its use is colloquial. Though substandard English, ain’t proudly delivers 245 million Google hits.
Theodore Bernstein, who was assistant managing editor of the New York Times (when newspapering was journalism), wrote in his book The Careful Writer, “The writer who doesn’t know that ain’t is illiterate has no business writing. The word is not used, of course, in written language except when dialogue is being reproduced, and the writer’s ear will tell him how to use it when.”
Because ain’t represents common street language, the word finds its way into art and culture. That explains in good measure some of the 245 million Google references and You Tube tributes with a corresponding collection of double negatives.
Michael Jackson converted his street-speech double negatives to the lyrics for the best-selling tune Thriller, plopping in a double negative when he wrote, “There ain’t no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl.” There are 39,600 Thriller hits on You Tube, and, thus, thousands and thousands of double negatives trying to become Standard English.
On the You Tube website, you won’t have any trouble finding Hillary Clinton as presidential candidate quoting a double negative when she recites lyrics from the Rev. Dr. James Cleveland: “I don’t feel no ways tired. I’ve come too far from where I started from. Nobody told me that the road would be easy. I don’t believe He brought me this far to leave me.”
We excuse the gospel singer Cleveland as well as Michael Jackson for their double negatives when, in the name of art, they reflect and comment upon the linguistic roots of their audiences. Cleveland and Jackson precede plenty of other recording artists who have employed the double negative, to wit, Ain’t No Sunshine, sung by Bill Withers, and Ain’t No Mountain High Enough, sung by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell.
Literature reflects the times and culture of when it is written, so it is impossible for writing not to manifest a few double negatives as dialogue and description.
But as writers we must know the difference between improper usage and descriptive reporting. Careful writers and speakers will never double up their negatives when they are writing serious prose. So we will bless Michael Jackson for his Thriller lyrics, but indict him for his application of a double negative in the standard speech that constituted his phone message. Perhaps we can blame the anesthetic propofol for his lapse in judgment.